So your getting married, you’ve got the perfect castle hotel to host it, and best castle hotel accommodation to go to afterwards the dresses she wanted so all the brides maids match and everythings going great, just one problem -no-ones booked a wedding band -uh oh!
For your amusement -alist of bands that you should approach with caution about hiring to play your big day.
- Rock- Iron maiden tribute acts. I love Iron maiden, and if your into your heavy metal as well, go for it -you cant go wrong -can you. There are hundreds of great Maiden tribute acts from HI-ON maiden (get it?) and all the female group the Iron Maidens- but the bride will cry her eyes out when they dedicated the song ‘run to the hills’ to the groom. You may find it funny (i would) -but unless she has a sense of humor your gonna be paying for this the rest of your married days.
Other nominations could include:
Motley crue, the Rolling stones, Motorhead, Nile (though that would be quite cool).
- INDIE -Coldplay. The happiest day of your brides life -and Chris Martin turns up to depress everyone before the celebration has really even begun? Maybe the question should be ‘what does this man have left to be depressed about?With his millions of pounds in the bank, fronting a successful band and an actress for a wife how could the man be depresseed? You know that dance floor is going to be deserted.
Other nominations could include:
Radiohead, Keane, U2.
- RAP – 50 cent. ‘Fiddy’, as hes known to his friends, have been shot a staggering nine times and lived- and he doesnt seem content to let us forget. It’ll be a tenth time if your family have to listening to him continue to go on about it. Also his entourage is guaranteed to include a collection of djs, a crew of other rappers, dancing girls and a selection of very nice cars, so hes not gonna be cheap and i dont think the families are even going to get alook in when it comes to the food, drink or seats. Those well tailored suits 50 is wearing nowadays is going to show you up- and maybe the bride, if hes come with the ‘bling’.
Other nominations could include:
Snoop Dogg, X-hibit, Vanilla Ice.
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